Jokes

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  1. Why don’t teddy bears eat much?
    Because they’re already stuffed!

    what has four wheels and flies?
    garbage truck!

    what kind of dog can tell the time?
    a watch dog!

    which jam can’t you eat?
    a traffic jam!

  2. Doctor,Doctor the first thirty minutes I’m up every morning I feel dizzy. What should I do?

    Get up half an hour later.

  3. Why do elephants have red toe nails

    To hide it cherry bushes.

    Me:Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry bush?

    You:No

    Me: that’s because their have red toe nails.

  4. me: whats your name
    you: bobby
    me: whats in the middle of your face
    you: a nose
    me: what is the opisite of evrey thing
    you: nothing?

    BOBBY NOSE NOTHING!!! AH AH AH

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