what do you get if a dinosaur sky-dives?
a BIG hole!!!!!!!!!! 😀
Why don’t teddy bears eat much?
Because they’re already stuffed!
what has four wheels and flies?
what kind of dog can tell the time?
a watch dog!
which jam can’t you eat?
a traffic jam!
That’s funny Deli!
I really like your first joke it is really funny!!!
I think the is a good one!:-)
which bird steals soap from the bath?
Very funny Nick!
how do you make an egg laugh?
by telling it a yolk
nice on isabella!!
How do you make a cream puff ?
Make it run around your yard ten times.
Good job Jade 🙂
That’s so funny Jade! LOL
HI I AM ANNABEL FROM 3/4AJ!
JADE YOUR JOKE IS FUNNY!
What key can’t unlock any door
What happened to the naughty school which ?
She was ex-spelled
What did the baby zombie call his teddy bear?
A DEADDY BEAR!!!!!!!!
What do get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
What is black and white and red all over?
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will Let it go.
Let it goooooooooooo!
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
What type of jokes do woodpeckers tell?
knock knock jokes.
Good one Jess!
What’s a daemon’s favourite transportation?
Doctor,Doctor I’m afraid of the dark.
Then leave the light on.
Doctor,Doctor my eyesight is getting worse.
You’re absolutely right, this is a post office.
Doctor,Doctor the first thirty minutes I’m up every morning I feel dizzy. What should I do?
Get up half an hour later.
Doctor,Doctor, it hurts when I do this!
Well, don’t do that.
Do short people have bad dreams?
Yes, they have heightmares! 🙂
Good one Char!
So funny ha ha ha.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Funny one Lizey!
really funny I will remember that for the whole day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you do if your toe falls of in the middle of the road
Call a toe truck
What do you call a bunny that stays in the sun
A runny bunny
Why do elephants have red toe nails
To hide it cherry bushes.
Me:Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry bush?
Me: that’s because their have red toe nails.
Do you like my joke???
I like your joke maxy
sorry I made a boo boo on the 2nd line
What is red and black
A sunburnd panda
why did the student go to space
because his teacher told him he was a star
That’s a funny one Zoe!!
that was funny HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!
ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS! EVERYONE!!
kEEP IT UP, LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE.
People say you sound like an owl!
why did the sick person cross the road,
to get to the choo choo train
How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge.
there are footprints in the butter
I like them all, especially yours Luke and Lucas.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
What is a pirates favourite letter ?
Don’t cry it’s only a joke.
whats ugly anoing dumb clueless and crazzy.
I don’t know but it comes when I call my brothers
me: whats your name
me: whats in the middle of your face
you: a nose
me: what is the opisite of evrey thing
BOBBY NOSE NOTHING!!! AH AH AH
what is something with 9 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 arms, and 2 noses?
I don’t know but it’s something very ugly!!!!
There were 10 cats on a boat 1 jumped off
how many were left?
0 because there copy cats
ha ha nice joke josh
Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital? A: To get a tweetment.
I really like that one it’s really funny lizey!
What did the Boxer say to the other Boxer?
sorry but i dont have a “PUNCHLINE”” for my joke
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