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maxy on February 16, 2015 at 8:34 am said:

what do you get if a dinosaur sky-dives?

a BIG hole!!!!!!!!!! 😀

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Adele on February 17, 2015 at 9:03 am said:

Why don’t teddy bears eat much?
Because they’re already stuffed!

what has four wheels and flies?
garbage truck!

what kind of dog can tell the time?
a watch dog!

which jam can’t you eat?
a traffic jam!

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- Lauren on February 24, 2015 at 7:35 am said:
  
  That’s funny Deli!
  
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- Tess on February 26, 2015 at 6:59 am said:
  
  I really like your first joke it is really funny!!!
  
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- Charlottej on March 2, 2015 at 7:17 am said:
  
  I think the is a good one!:-)
  
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nicholas on February 19, 2015 at 8:34 am said:

which bird steals soap from the bath?

robber duck!lol

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- LisaJ on March 3, 2015 at 7:40 am said:
  
  Very funny Nick!
  
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isabella p on February 19, 2015 at 8:49 am said:

how do you make an egg laugh?

by telling it a yolk

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- Madeline J on February 25, 2015 at 9:09 pm said:
  
  nice on isabella!!
  
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- Nell on March 17, 2015 at 10:38 pm said:
  
  nice one
  
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Jade F on February 25, 2015 at 8:40 am said:

How do you make a cream puff ?
Make it run around your yard ten times.

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- Charlottej on March 2, 2015 at 7:19 am said:
  
  FUNNY!!!
  Good job Jade 🙂
  
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- Adele on May 25, 2015 at 10:10 am said:
  
  That’s so funny Jade! LOL
  
  Adele
  
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- annabelh on August 7, 2015 at 9:27 am said:
  
  HI I AM ANNABEL FROM 3/4AJ!
  JADE YOUR JOKE IS FUNNY!
  
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Jack on February 26, 2015 at 9:11 am said:

What key can’t unlock any door
A MONKY!!!!!!!!!

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Jack on February 26, 2015 at 9:16 am said:

What happened to the naughty school which ?
She was ex-spelled

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Jack on February 26, 2015 at 9:36 am said:

What did the baby zombie call his teddy bear?
A DEADDY BEAR!!!!!!!!

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Jack on February 26, 2015 at 8:35 pm said:

What do get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
FROSTBITE!!!!!!!

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Jack on February 26, 2015 at 8:37 pm said:

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
POTATO SHIPS!!!!!

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GP on February 27, 2015 at 11:44 pm said:

What is black and white and red all over?

A Newspaper

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GP on February 27, 2015 at 11:49 pm said:

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.

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Nicko on February 27, 2015 at 11:50 pm said:

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will Let it go.

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- Maxy on March 3, 2015 at 10:53 pm said:
  
  Let it goooooooooooo!
  
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Nicko on February 27, 2015 at 11:59 pm said:

What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?

Post officE

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Jess on February 28, 2015 at 5:05 am said:

What type of jokes do woodpeckers tell?
knock knock jokes.

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- Charlottej on March 2, 2015 at 7:21 am said:
  
  Good one Jess!
  
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- Nell on March 17, 2015 at 10:40 pm said:
  
  Awesome!
  
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Isy p on February 28, 2015 at 7:00 am said:

What’s a daemon’s favourite transportation?
A helly-copter!!!

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Jade on March 1, 2015 at 7:24 am said:

Doctor,Doctor I’m afraid of the dark.
Then leave the light on.

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Jade on March 1, 2015 at 7:42 am said:

Doctor,Doctor my eyesight is getting worse.
You’re absolutely right, this is a post office.

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Jade on March 1, 2015 at 7:50 am said:

Doctor,Doctor the first thirty minutes I’m up every morning I feel dizzy. What should I do?

Get up half an hour later.

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Jade on March 1, 2015 at 7:56 am said:

Doctor,Doctor, it hurts when I do this!

Well, don’t do that.

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Charlottej on March 3, 2015 at 7:38 am said:

Do short people have bad dreams?

Yes, they have heightmares! 🙂

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- LisaJ on March 3, 2015 at 7:42 am said:
  
  Good one Char!
  
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- Jade on March 27, 2015 at 6:17 am said:
  
  So funny ha ha ha.
  
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Eliza on March 3, 2015 at 10:38 pm said:

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer

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- Charlottej on March 4, 2015 at 9:20 pm said:
  
  Funny one Lizey!
  
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- oliviaf on August 3, 2015 at 11:39 pm said:
  
  really funny I will remember that for the whole day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
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Lukea on March 3, 2015 at 10:55 pm said:

What do you do if your toe falls of in the middle of the road

Call a toe truck

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Lukea on March 3, 2015 at 10:58 pm said:

What do you call a bunny that stays in the sun

A runny bunny

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Maxy on March 3, 2015 at 10:58 pm said:

Why do elephants have red toe nails

To hide it cherry bushes.

Me:Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry bush?

You:No

Me: that’s because their have red toe nails.

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- Maxy on March 3, 2015 at 10:59 pm said:
  
  Do you like my joke???
  
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- jack on March 4, 2015 at 10:50 pm said:
  
  I like your joke maxy
  
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- maxy on March 17, 2015 at 10:30 pm said:
  
  sorry I made a boo boo on the 2nd line
  
  :[
  
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Lukea on March 3, 2015 at 11:00 pm said:

What is red and black

A sunburnd panda

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zoe on March 4, 2015 at 7:35 am said:

why did the student go to space

because his teacher told him he was a star

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- Nell on March 17, 2015 at 10:42 pm said:
  
  Awesome!
  
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- Charlottej on April 24, 2015 at 6:09 am said:
  
  That’s a funny one Zoe!!
  
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- rachela on August 3, 2015 at 11:30 pm said:
  
  that was funny HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!
  
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Shazzi B on March 4, 2015 at 9:20 am said:

ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS! EVERYONE!!
kEEP IT UP, LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE.

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Shazzi B on March 4, 2015 at 9:22 am said:

People say you sound like an owl!

Who! who!

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Lucas on March 4, 2015 at 9:26 pm said:

why did the sick person cross the road,
to get to the choo choo train

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rylan on March 5, 2015 at 10:39 pm said:

How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge.

there are footprints in the butter

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Rylan on March 6, 2015 at 8:48 am said:

I like them all, especially yours Luke and Lucas.

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Chris on March 11, 2015 at 7:13 am said:

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts

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Jack on March 11, 2015 at 8:46 am said:

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

DAM!!!!!!!

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Sophie Rob on March 12, 2015 at 6:27 am said:

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry

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Adele on March 13, 2015 at 2:34 am said:

What is a pirates favourite letter ?
Rrrrrrrrrrr

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Jade on March 15, 2015 at 4:06 am said:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there.
Boo.
Boo who!
Don’t cry it’s only a joke.

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maxy on March 17, 2015 at 10:27 pm said:

whats ugly anoing dumb clueless and crazzy.

I don’t know but it comes when I call my brothers
name.

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maxy on March 17, 2015 at 10:35 pm said:

me: whats your name
you: bobby
me: whats in the middle of your face
you: a nose
me: what is the opisite of evrey thing
you: nothing?

BOBBY NOSE NOTHING!!! AH AH AH

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jack on April 23, 2015 at 9:58 am said:

what is something with 9 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 arms, and 2 noses?

I don’t know but it’s something very ugly!!!!

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Josh y on May 10, 2015 at 11:54 pm said:

There were 10 cats on a boat 1 jumped off
how many were left?

0 because there copy cats

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- Alex on August 17, 2015 at 12:01 am said:
  
  ha ha nice joke josh
  
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Sophie Rob on June 1, 2015 at 6:48 am said:

Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital? A: To get a tweetment.

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oliviaf on August 3, 2015 at 11:45 pm said:

I really like that one it’s really funny lizey!

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Demaann on August 17, 2015 at 12:05 am said:

What did the Boxer say to the other Boxer?

sorry but i dont have a “PUNCHLINE”” for my joke

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